Top 10: Things with Totally Made-Up Names

Top 10: Things with Totally Made-Up Names

Top Ten: Things with Totally Made-Up Names

We can tell when something isn’t real, can’t we? The cakes on display at that chain restaurant, for example: they’re plastic and we know it. Or the plants in your dentist’s waiting room, the orchid on your co-worker’s desk, and the “friends” your adolescent nephew has been making in his online “community.” Was that a low blow? Maybe I’m just jealous that I’ve never been accepted into any online “communities.”

I’ll work out my angst another time; in the meantime, let me present our Top 10 list of Things with Totally Made-Up Names. We’re inclusive! We sell them all, even if their name means nothing but a feeling or a whim.

 

1. Mirra Chair

Sounds like the word “look” in Spanish; reminds me of a breeze by the easy, smooth way we tend to say it.

Mirra Chair

 

2. Cobi Chair

Hey there, little buddy.

Cobi Chair

3. Landeeca Sofa

I have no idea how this name makes me feel, but this sofa reminds me (in a good way) of a 1970s Lincoln Town Car.

Landeeca Sofa

4. T Vac Chair

“I am famous! I will name this chair ‘T Vac’ after my nickname for Barbara Walters! Everyone will love it!”

T Vac Chair

5. EYHOV Single Desk System

EYHOV no idea what this name means, but the desk is neat.

EYHOV Single Desk System

6. Voi L-Shaped Desk with Layering Shelf

Voi is a name I can get behind. To me, it has connotations of productivity, spaciousness, and moving forward. I have no idea why, but that’s the magic of a name — even a fake one.

Voi L-Shaped Desk with Layering Shelf

7. Modu-licious Bed

Oh, those silly, silly people at Blu Dot. I wish we could get away with half the stuff they get away with. This bed is deliciously modern.

Modu-licious Bed

8. Topan Pendant Light

OK, so I’m not sure if this name is made-up or not, since I don’t speak all the languages in the world. Let me know if it means something, would ya?

Topan Pendant Light

9. The Kvad

“Kvad sad. Kvad not know why existence so futile. Kvad angry! Kvad smash things!”

The Kvad

10. Parrot Zikmu Wireless Speakers

Phillipe Starck can name his speakers anything he wants, and people will still line up to buy them and bask in the originality of their design.

Parrot Zikmu Speakers

Mark Rico

I work under the official-sounding, completely made-up title of Web Marketing Content Specialist. That's simply because "Dude Who Writes Stuff" would make a lame title. Oh, and my co-workers don't let me make the Chewbacca noise in the office. For some reason it bothers them. But that's the first sound that comes to my mind when something deserves a reaction. I'll let you draw your own conclusions about me based on that.